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gastrogoodies:

Perfect Frosted Sugar Cookies

A QUOTE

Television is way ahead of film because it doesn’t feel the need to polarize women. Male writers either want to make women the angel or the whore. Women are more complex than that.

A QUOTE

Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.

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Reblogged from PR's Tumblrdome
A CHAT
  • family in a car: *passes by hospital*
  • me to little cousin: look that's where you were born !
  • cousin: I KNOW !
  • me: in the garbage can right there
Reblogged from Nothing is Permanent.
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thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

A CHAT

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Reblogged from ♔QUEEN♔
A VIDEO

The fist official pictures of The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Reblogged from thirsty bird
A TEXT POST

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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assdownloader:

cyberlocc:

aeon-fux:

ohnoproblems:

rincewitch:

what the FUCK

THIS IS FUCKED UP

THIS IS FUCKED UP

it’s fucking true 

what’s under there

the truth

Reblogged from Shercockland
A VIDEO

sugarhoneybeehair:

This is why I love you

A TEXT POST

shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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