A TEXT POST

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

A QUOTE

I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it.

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A CHAT
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want
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yomikoda:

yomikoda:

Based on this Madi always gives me the best ideas XD

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penroseparticle:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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this is my favorite bit in the entire AVPM canon

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A TEXT POST

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

A VIDEO
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write-my-heart:

j3d1ntraining:

third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…

okay but I always thought it was supposed to be like ‘this shit is weighing me down but i wont let it sink me’ 

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A TEXT POST

clandestinicious:

the-dream-operator:

clandestinicious:

this guy said “bye” to me and I told him “you too” and I have literally spent the past four hours debating whether or not that was socially acceptable

"Bye" is an abbreviation of "goodbye" which was a contraction of "God be with ye" to which it would be appropriate/grammatically logical to respond "You too" so yeah you’re fine

well then that’s one less thing to be embarrassed about

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A TEXT POST

parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

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oh my god

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A TEXT POST

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

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A PHOTO

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

A TEXT POST

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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A TEXT POST

highgayandsad:

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

I’m a vegetarian and I agree with this